I freaking hate the game Monopoly and this is why:
"Everyone had monopoly and no one liked it and i'll tell you why. Because this is everyone 2 hours into a game: I quit! It's 4 o'clock in the morning grandma! YOU WIN! I'm sitting on Baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury taxes out the ass and I hate it when you're the banker! Where'd ya get the pink 50s you cheating whore?! Don't touch me grandpa! Nana is a cheating whore!!!"
-Dane Cook
2 weeks ago
3 comments:
I like the game monopoly because I win! And in Socail Studies we learn abou them and how they are illegal in company's
I hate monopoly for this exact reason. It makes me feel like I have ADD and I know I don't. Seriously, who wants to play a game for that long?
Oh, my gosh! Does that sound like Heather when she's losing (again and again) in a game of Monopoly with Ektor and her mother???
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