I got this email in my mailbox this morning, I find it really amusing. And no, it isnt me who complained or who is responsible. Must be further down the hall. Ah how I love "dorm" living!

Good afternoon. This e-mail has been sent to the residents of the 7500 building.

The Palo Verde office has received reports of excessive noises coming from an apartment on the second floor or third floor in the 7500 building before and during quiet hours. These noises are reported to be moans/screams of an intimate nature.

Please be mindful of your volume, of the quiet hours and of your neighbors in your building and surrounding buildings who are trying to sleep or work during these hours. Thank you for remedying this situation immediately.

If you have any questions or concerns, please contact me directly. You and your concerns remain confidential. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

Associate Director of Residential Life

Palo Verde Graduate & Family Housing

University of California - Irvine

7000 Palo Verde Rd.

Irvine, CA 92697