In order to create an accurate description of this incident in your mind, you must first know what I am capable of...which is completely making an ass out of myself. This, of course, brings us to the current situation.

Saturday. Got invited to go to a yankees game with a boy. Around 6th inning, we decided to head up to the nose bleeds to try to locate his friends. On doing so, we stopped to get a big 24oz beer because what else do people do at a ballgame but drink beer. While trying to rush through a packed stadium up to the top with our cups filled to the rim, I some how managed to trip on the leg of someone I was trying to cut off. After stumbling about 6 steps, I fell to the ground, face first and slid probably about 2 feet (this can only be properly demonstrated in person). Beer went flying (thats $10 I must add!) all over the back of my guys shirt, in my hair, down the front of my shirt, and was dripping off of my elbows. I managed to tear through my jeans to reward myself with two scraped knees, both elbows scratched, even the tops of my feet were bleeding! And to make all of this worse, this happened right in front of a long line of people at a hot dog stand.

Now that's how to lose a guy in 10 days...lol.